don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
#do you even blend
Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend